What the &*%%
“Failure is instructive.
The person who really thinks, learns quite as much from his failures as from his successes.”
― John Dewey
The person who really thinks, learns quite as much from his failures as from his successes.”
― John Dewey
I just went in for a cup of coffee
"Didn't we agree that baked beans for breakfast upsets your belly?"
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Don't tell me that the sculptors cheque has bounced again.
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The audience brought the house down?
Who moved the river bank?
I went to the local store and this guy attacked me with rocks
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Exactly which one is your power cable
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Possibly some bricks taken home by the bricklayer, to build a chicken coop in the back garden?
Phew .... Just made it across
This is the thong tree - but could have a different
meaning in different countries. - Echuca Australia
meaning in different countries. - Echuca Australia
The sign says "Keep hands clear". It says nothing about head and shoulders.
Honestly, all I did was try to knock in a nail to hang a picture!
How can they say "No Stopping" when they have nailed my shoe to the pole? - Newtown, Sydney
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Was it cheaper to bring in the rock than it was to tow the wreck away.
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According to the bible, Lot's wife looked back, and was turned to a pillar of salt. What was his sin?
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Now why didn't I think of that.
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Perhaps a 'second hand sale'
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Should have known not to get a cake decorator to design a building!!!
The local pub put up their beer prices so the team went home.
I wish that I could say something but nobody will hear.
Perhaps because I have no body.
Just too tired to call out?
Perhaps because I have no body.
Just too tired to call out?
Oh Sh#t. I left my phone at home and must go down to fetch it!
Now I know why I can't get a decent nights sleep
Are you joking? Must I really wait until the dinner service is over before I can get my car out of the car park?
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